Your minding your own business, dancing the night away when a some other unknown girl stamps her stiletto (accidentally or not?) through your foot. It totally kills and ruins your mood... what do you do? do you yell abuse, make her feel the same pain, wait for an apology or do nothing and smile as if nothing happened? (this has happened to me many times!)

Would love some help, Kate

Dear Kate,

Indeed there is nothing quite as mood killing as having your toes crushed by a pair of high heels, except maybe having the guy you just picked up pass out on your shoulder mid way through kissing you....

Anyway, I've had many a sleepless night pondering the correct etiquette for club foot stamping.

Being a considerate clubber I apologise profusely when I crush toes and usually even buy the person a drink if I draw blood.

It's for this reason that I believe the only fair and just way to deal with a foot stamper who doesn't do the same, is throw your drink on them and then run your ass off in the opposite direction before they see who did it!

Love the Twins xx