Dear Twins: What sort of lame excuse is THAT?

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Dear Twins: What sort of lame excuse is THAT?

Dear Twins,

Why do girls dance with a guy all night, say all the right things and then don't go home with them with a lame excuse like they have a boyfriend?

Lachy

Lachy,
Well it depends on what her excuse is for not going home with you....

If it's because she has a boyfriend then she’s just flirting with youto get the attention her boyfriend probably isn't giving her.

She never had any intention of going home with you, but a bit of dancing and empty flirting confirms that she’s "still got it”" and you should feel satisfied that you could help her out!!

If it's any other excuse (eg: "I have an early start tomorrow" or "My girlfriends would be shitty if I left them")... she more than likely does dig you, she's just not into being poked by someone she doesn't know from a bar of soap!

Tell her you respect her decision and ask if you can give her your number.

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charmingravage said:

Why the heck would anyone want to go home with some scum bag stranger from the bar. He could be a closet cokehead, a meth addict, a pimp who has prostitutes to beat, or just some loser who likes to get his dick sucked and then pass out naked with one eye open, or worse yet have and STD or have an affinity for putting the moves on anything that moves.... even when they are sleeping (LOL men!!!). I mean he's at a bar man... what does that say about what he does on the weekends. Girls these days need someone who is stable not some e tard or drunk who likes to start shit... and get his rocks off with a complete stranger who said a few things he was drawn to. They need someone who won't hurt them and can impress their parents.

Either that or the girl just wants to have guys drooling over her to rebuild her shattered self esteem because men are pigs who thinks with their crotches. That or she is making up an excuse to not have to owe going home with him. If the guy wants to take you home on the first night you chances are he thinks with his dink and probably doesn't have much to offer other then the very least of the best of everything...

Are these twins really twins or just a clever marketing gimmick? Hmmmm....

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July 06, 2008
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The Theory said:

Heh, check the raging lesbo femi-nazi with daddy issues! While I agree with sentiments put forward my Ms Ravage, I think it entirely rich to tar all men with the same brush. Women's Lib was one thing, this is just ridiculous. Not all men who go to bars are there for only one thing nor are they all e heads or drunken brawlers. Not all strangers are scumbags. Not all girls need someone who is nice, and stable, and well off and spends his weekends playing golf or sailing his yacht. Not all girls want someone to take home to mum and dad, and why oh why, if all men in bars are such fucktards, would any woman bother to go to one??

Now that some of these rampant misconceptions are cleared up, my standpoint on the issue is: dude, wtf are you thinking? You're crying foul of women who have some self respect? Seriously man. If a girl is saying all the right things and dancing with, it may be that she is interested in you, but being interested in you doesn't equate to wanting you to shove your junk in her holiest of holies within 10 seconds of meeting you. Maybe she is bitter, and getting her own back on mankind, not your fault admittedly, but not entirely hers either. Before your automatic fear response kicks in "oh but I don't want a relationship so I can only go for one nighters". Not the case. If all you want is a bit of the old in-out, that's fine, lot's of women do to, just make your intentions clear BEFORE you start.

It's only fair.

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